laced-up-and-spanked:

things i need:

• doughnuts 
• vodka
• orgasms and cuddles

things i don’t need:

• your dumb ass opinion

(via candiedmoon-deactivated20170403)

• me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
• me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.

c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

(Source: ulxraviolex, via insecure-marcher)